Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar. (I once rolled up a serviette and lit it! (FAIL!)
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex. (Cheek! Cheek ONLY!)
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
( ) Are/been in love. (I'm dry...)
(x) Dumped someone. (It was the worst day of my life)
( ) Been fired.
( ) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) Had a crush on an older person. (Sofia Loren, Natalie Wood and a certain teacher at my school)
(x) Skipped class. (SPORT!)
( ) Slept with a co-worker.
( ) Seen someone/something die. (TV don't count...)
SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends.
(x) Been to Paris. (YES! GREAT!)
( ) Been to Spain. (Next time...)
(x) Been on a plane.
(x) Thrown up from drinking.
SO FAR: 8

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Been snowboarding.
(x) Met someone in person through the internet.
( ) Been in a mosh pit. (THE LITTLE KID MOSH PITS!)
SO FAR: 10

Level 6
(x) Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken painkillers.
(x) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have. (I'm pretty sure it'd be really illegal)
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(x) Made a snow angel.
SO FAR: 15

Level 7
(x) Had a tea party.
(x) Flown a kite.
(x) Built a sand castle.
( ) Gone mudding. (I regret rejecting it in Kindergarten
(x) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 19

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(x) Gone sledding.
(x) Cheated while playing a game.
(x) Been Lonely.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school.
SO FAR: 24

Level 10
(x) Watched the sun set or rise.
(x) Felt an earthquake. (That one we had last year (Sure it was tiny, but it was SCARY!)
( ) Killed a snake.
SO FAR: 26

Level 11
(x) Been tickled.
(x) Been mugged/vandalized.
(x) Been cheated on.
(x) Been misunderstood.
SO FAR: 30

Level 12
( ) Won a contest. (I came second in the State in a poetry competition...)
( ) Been suspended from school.
( ) Had detention.
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident.
SO FAR: 30

Level 13
( ) Had/have braces. (I want braces...)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Danced in the moonlight.
SO FAR: 32

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you look. (Hate it now...)
(x) Witnessed a crime.
(x) Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
SO FAR: 37

Level 15
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud.
(x) Been to the opposite side of the world. (Europe! North America! Asia! Australia!)
(x) Swam in the ocean. (It's Australia isn't it?)
(x) Felt like you were dying.
SO FAR: 41

Level 16
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Played cops and robbers.
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(x) Sang karaoke. (While Dancing)
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't. (Procrastinate every day!)
(x) Made prank phone calls.
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(x) Kissed in the rain.
SO FAR: 48

Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(x) Blown bubbles.
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.
SO FAR: 52

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party.
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(x) Had a wish come true.
( ) Been humped by a monkey.
SO FAR: 55

Level 20
( ) Worn pearls.
(x) Jumped off a bridge.
(x) Screamed
( ) Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 57

Level 21
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes. (Those ice sculpture museums!)
( ) Kicked a fish.
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes. (I'm the gayest straight guy you'll ever meet...)
(x) Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars.
SO FAR: 60

Level 22
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(x) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about. (Trae.)
SO FAR: 63

Level 23
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.
SO FAR: 67

Level 24
(x) Believed in ghosts. (Never since that experience in 2004, on a Tuesday morning 2:56am)
(x) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
(x) Gone streaking.
(x) Visited a jail. (Old Melbourne Gaol)
SO FAR: 71

Level 25
(x) Played chicken.
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Been easily amused.
SO FAR: 75

Level 26
(x) Caught a fish then ate it later.
(x) Made a porn video/got asked to make one (Still want to make that one!)
(x) Caught a butterfly.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried so hard you laughed.
SO FAR: 80

Level 27
(x) Mooned/flashed someone.
(x) Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
( ) French braided someone's hair.
(x) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 85

Level 28
(x) Rode a roller coaster
( ) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
(x) Had a cavity.
(x) Blackmailed someone
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 89

Level 29
(x) Been used. (It's called life...)
(x) Fell going up the stairs.
(x) Licked a cat.
(x) Bitten a cat.
( ) Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 93

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
(x) Had sex in the rain (All the time!)
( ) Flattened someone's tires.
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 96

0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you.
71-80: Mr. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Flippin' awesome! *** I'M 'FLIPPIN'' AWESOME! ***
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy pug in a pizza box, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse..